Things the first child never had to worry about as a baby

1. Big brother tackling him.
2. Big brother throwing a metal truck at him giving him a black eye.
3. Watching too many cartoons that big brother likes
4. Choking on food that big brother has dropped on the floor.
5. Fighting over whose snack is whose.
6. Choking on small parts from big brothers' big boy toys.
7. When learning to walk, getting the hip bump as big brother passes by, just to show him who is still number one around here.
8. Sharing
9. Being crushed in his own crib by his toddler brother who wants to sleep with him
10. Getting attacked while nursing.

Two is sooooo much more work than one!!!!!!!